SO I WAS LOOKING FOR SOME KILLERS MERCH AT THIS ONE STORE, AND MY FRIEND ASKED IF THERE WAS ANY AND THE STORE PERSON SAID “Sorry we don’t have any, they aren’t as popular as they were 5 or 6 years ago”
So to that store, and to that person I say:
when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”